My Father is a Skeleton part V: The Bravery of Skeleton Doctor

“MAN THE ROCK CANNONS!” said KISS, as he picked up his guitar.

Satan and his scary robots were coming through the wall and running at them with gusto.  His robots were green and were all armed with guns that shoot bricks.

KISSlorian was surrounded by a mighty wall of rock and also a magical rock shield!  the music kind because KISS

Satan was angry at this musical defense.

“I’M ANGRY!” he shouted loudly, “ROBOT GENERAL!  REPORT!”

“Beep bop, boop beep.  Boop beep bop boop!” reported Robot General.

“AH, GOOD!  THE MUSICAL SHIELD CANNOT HOLD FOREVER THEN!” laughed Satan.

“Dudes!  Our musical shield cannot hold forever!” said KISS,  “We need to figure out a way to make them leave us alone!!”

“I’ll go out there.” said Skeleton Doctor grimly,  “I’ll go out there with nothing but my bones and beat them all up.”

“Skeleton Doctor, NO!” Skeleton Sacramento exclaimed.  “We know you’re a Doctor of Fighting, but not even you can beat up all of those robots!”

“DO YOU SEE ANY OTHER OPTIONS?” demanded Skeleton Doctor.  “I took an oath when you hired me, that I would always keep you all healthy.  And now look!  Suzie got a brick thrown at the back of her head, and I couldn’t stop it!!!!”

Skeleton Doctor began running outside.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled Skeleton Sacramento.

and then Skeleton Doctor beat up all of the robots with nothing but his bones.  he was too fast for them to shoot at!  Good!

And then Suzie woke up finally just now!  “I’m awake!” she said, and began dancing around.

“The love of Skeleton Doctor broke the brick’s curse!” cried Skeleton Sacramento with tears in his eye sockets.

“Where is my fiance, Johnny Thunder?” Suzie asked.

“He is safe.” lied KISS, “but nevermind that now!  Skeleton Doctor is doing battle with SATAN!!!!!!!!!”

“I RECOGNIZE YOUR FIGHTING STYLE!” laughed Satan.  “THE FLYING LOTUS-BONES!”

“That is correct, fatass.” smirked Skeleton Doctor.  “And if you know that, you must also know that it is UNBEATABLE!!”

“IT WOULD BE, SKELETON DOCTOR, IT WOULD BE.” said Satan………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………”IF I HADN’T INVENTED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

and then he took his skin off and was also a skeleton!!!!  DEVIL SKELETON!

 

to be continued…

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