My Father is a Skeleton part 0, The Lost Prequel part I: The Wife of Skeleton Sacramento

“Hi babe.” said Skeleton Sacramento to his lovely wife.

“Oh hi Skeleton.” said Cynthia Sacramento, as she leaned in to kiss his cheek bone with love.

“How was your day?” inquired Skeleton with skeletal curiosity, “and how is our baby?”

“Everything’s groovy” she said, and patted her pregnant belly.  “Say, do you hear something???” she asked.

And then a giant snake crashed through the wall of their mansion and crushed Cynthia.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  CYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNTIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” cried Skeleton Sacramento loudly.

The giant snaked slithered away, taking along with it all of Skeleton Sacramento’s hopes and dreams for the future.

“BAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!” laughed Satan on his mighty hunting steed, as he road through the hole in the wall.  “WHAT’S THE MATTER, SKELETON?  CAT GOT YOUR WIFE?”

“You bastard!” roared Skeleton Sacramento, “You shouldn’t be hunting giant snakes in human territory!!!!”

“I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT, SKELETON.” roared Satan. “MY BODY FAT PERCENTAGE IS .05%.  I’M 300 POUNDS OF ALL MUSCLES.  YOU’RE A HUNDRED POUNDS OF BRITTLE STICKS!!!!”

and then he reached over from his horse and slapped Sacramento in the head, knocking him down.

“BWAHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!!  SEE YOU AROUND, SKELETON!” and then Satan rode away after the snake.

Skeleton Sacramento lied on the floor next to his dead wife for a long time crying.  and then he heard a crying sound.  Their baby was born!

“I’m going to call you Suzie.” he said as he took her up, “Because Suzie Sacramento is a great name.”

and then he joined the Law Offices of Skeleton Boss, and fought for justice for victims of monster hunting accidents!!!  Like him!

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