Magically Increasing Insurance Rates

-Look, I’ve got a knot in my back I can’t reach. Can you please just rub it out for me?

-First, I have to realign your energies. The stress in your feet is what’s causing your back pain.

-Please just rub my back.

-And then we can hit your back with a cold laser to promote healing. Don’t worry, you won’t feel anything.

-I know I won’t, because it’s an LED.

-And then I’ll write you a prescription for some incense.

-Okay, I’m leaving.

-I’m still charging your insurance company for a visit.

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