Jesus Christ Superstar

Judas: It’s not that I object to her profession. But she doesn’t fit in well with what you teach and say. It doesn’t help us if you’re inconsistent. They only need a small excuse to put us all away.

Jesus: Who are you to criticize her, who are you to despise her-

Judas: HEY. HEY. Don’t make this about me, I literally just fucking said I’m fine with her. I’m saying you’re the asshole who’s supposed to be against prostitution. Even though you let her suck your dick.

Jesus: She alone has tried to give me, mhmmmm, what I need right here and now.

Apostles: WHAT’S THE BUZZ, TELL ME WHATS-A-HAPPENIN

Judas: Look, all I’m fucking saying is that if you’re contradicting yourself, it makes it easier for the High Priests to discredit you.

Jesus: There is not a man among you who cares if I come.

Judas: Fuck it, I’m out.

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