Star Wars: The Fett Awakens part XII

TR-8R woke up in a hospital room on planet SZIE. He now had a robot-arm.

“Hey my man, how you feeling?” asked Gundam Fett at his side.

“Pretty shit,” replied 8R.

“Cool. I’m sorry I tore your arm off. I think you know you deserved it, though.”

“Yeah, I’m sorry I was an insensitive jerk when your QT love interest just died.”

“All is forgiven, brotherman.”

They embraced.

“What happened to the supersaber?” inquired 8R, flexing his new robo-fingers.

“I threw it into a black hole, because fuck that shit,” explained Gundam Fett.

“I see. How will you defeat Mace Windu now?”

“I won’t. YOU will,” said Fett.

“Yeah, no,” replied 8R.

“Yeah, yes,” said Fett, “I’m going to train you. And with your new lightsaber-resistant arm, you’ll beat the tar out of him.”

“Okay, whatever.”

“That’s exactly the right attitude,” said Fett, helping his clonebro to his feet.

The two clonebros began walking out of the hospital when SUDDENLY an explosion shook the building.

“Supreme Leader Snokes is firing Force Torpedoes at us!!!” screamed a space nurse.

“We’ve got to blow this popsicle stand!” yelled Fett.

“Why is this happening!?” asked 8R.

“I sent him a text calling him a pussy!” explained Gundam Fett, grabbing 8R and flying through the ceiling.

Above the building, Supreme Leader Snokes was flying in the air like Voldemort and dancing while casting Force torpedoes every which way.

“If he sees you with me, you’ll never get to stick your dick in Captain Phasma,” said Fett, hurling TR-8R through space.

“Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!” yelled 8R, flying out of the planet’s atmosphere.

Supreme Leader Snokes turned to Gundam Fett.

“We meet again, Fett,” he said.

“Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,” yelled Fett, hurling a barrage of missiles at him.

“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHHH!!!” roared Snokes as he cast out a Force storm to block them. But Fett’s missiles were lined with Anti-Force spray, and they pushed through it and exploded in his grill.

“NOoooooooooooooooooooooo!” he screamed as he fell down into the hospital.

“It’s over, Snokes!” yelled Fett, “I have the high ground!”

But then Snokes turned into a Force mole and buried under the ground.

“Oh no,” said Gundam Fett, “If Supreme Mole Snokes drains the planet’s core, he’ll become unstoppable!”

“Our only hope is to work together,” said Mace Windu, appearing at his side!

To be continued!

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