PROFESSOR MCDONALDGAL WAS ANGRY.
“Severus, how DARE you stuff me in a closet!” she screamed, and cast a buncha fireballs at him.
the fireballs were DEFLECTED by none other than NEVEL LONGBOTTLE!!!
Nevile! 😡 I AM TAKING EVERY LAST POINT FROM GRYFINDOR!” shouted Mcdonad.
Snape and Harry combined their magical beams and blasted mcdonald out the window. the headmaster was dead.
“I AM THE NEW HEADMASTER” declared Snape.
“NOT SO FAST” said Herminone Grammer, “in this situation, school law dictates that the new headmaster must be chosen in a trial by COMBAT!”
Harry and Snape glared at each other, both knowing they were the most powerful living wizards.
“I’M BACK BABY!” laughed Voldermort, and he did a little dance in the air.
“NO!” screamed harry and his scar lit on fire.
“how’d you do it?” asked Snape, not even a little afraid.
“YOU IDIOTS, my Death Eaters all have time-turners and I’ve ordered them to time me back to life if I ever mess up HAHAHAHAHAHA there’s nothing you can do!”
But Harry took out his sub-machine gun.
“Then we just have to kill all your death eaters!”
“All at once” agreed Snape, and he cast ACCIO DEATH EATERS! AND HE WAS SO POWERFUL THAT THEY COULDN’T RESIST IT AND THEY WERE ALL SUMMONED INTO THE CLASSROOM FOR DFENSE AGAINST BLACK MAGIC!!!
“where are we?! what is this!?!?”!? they screamed.
“MY LORD!!” crimed Wormtongue, “you LIVE!”
but then Harry started avata cavadering everyone, and Voldemort yelled RETREAT!
Hagrid punched one in the face as he tried fleeing wiht the rest.
Harry grabbed professor Flintwick and said “CAST A BUBBLE-SPELL TO LOCK THEM IN THE GROUNDS!”
he did so.
“Now it’s a game of cat and mouse” said the half-blood prince slyly >:)
Harry turned to his students.
“For the next 48 hours, murder is LEGAL!” he declared grandly.
“BUT” Harry stipualted, “ONLY for killing Death Eaters and Voldernont!!!”
the students were a little upset but still overall satisfied. It was a good first day.
The cute Slytherin girl walked over to Albus.
“Hi” she said, “I’m Ginny.”
Harry spun around.
“N-no.IT CAN’T BE…”
Albus and Ginny kissed pationaltly, and Harry’s lightning bolt scar burned. SOMEHOW THE PAST GINNY WAS IN THE FUTURE!
“THAT’S RIGHT!” said Voldemorr, communicating telepathically to Harry, “YOUR OWN SON IS COURTING YOUR WIFE, POTTER! IF HE SUCCEEDS, HE’LL NEVER BE BORN!!!!”
Snape heard this communication.
“Hasrry, you must act fast. Young love waits for nothing.”
“Thank you Severe,” said Gary, “I will put and end to this”
they both knew what they had to do.
“ALBUS POTTER!’ they shouted in unison.
“w-waht?” he asked innocently.
“YOU ARE EXPELLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
to be continued.