Ratman Perrigrew grabbed a student and started screaming in his face “TELL ME WHERE THE ROOM OF REPRODUCTION ISSS”
the student pissed his pants and said “it’s on the third floor”
“OK THANKS” and Rattigrew threw him through the ceiling, and took out his walkie-talkie.
“MAster, the room is on the 3rd floor!”
Voldemort screamed. “Thank you Peter, I will now clone myself MUWAHHHAHAHAHAREHAEHAAA WAAARIOOOO!”
He rode his skateboard down the stairs and ended in a kickflip off a girl’s face.
“After I make an army of myself, I’ll be INVINCIBLE.”
“Not. So. fast. Tom.”
Voldemort shrieked and spun around.
“SEVERUS! WHAT ARE ***YOU*** DOING HERE!?!?!?!?!?”
Severus Snape put on his sunglasses and cast Incendio at Tom Riddle’s skateboard, turning it to ashes!
“This is my school Tom. You should have stayed dead.”
“YEAH!” said Harry Potter who took off his invisibility cloak.
Lord Voldemort recoiled in disgust.
Harry Potter dabbed.
“The end is here Tom!” and Harry reached for his wand, but it wasn’t there because his son stole it.
“OH NO I FORGOT MY SON STOLE MY WAND.”
“THAT’S RIGHT, FATHER!!!” shrieked Albus Dum I mean Potter, and Albus took of HIS invisibility cloak! whaaat?!
“WHERE DI DYOU GET AN INVISIBLENESS CLOAK?!?!” demanded Harry “AND ALSO YOU’RE EXPELLED!!! AND ALSO GIVE ME MY WAND BACK! YOU’VE GOT 3 THINGS TO EXPLAIN! that’s a LOT!”
Albus Potter dabbed.
“Take a good look FATHER, this is the REAL invisibility cloak! The one you just took off was a cursed one that poisoned you! ”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” shouted Harry and he started coughing.
“YESSSSSS!” and now that I am the Master of Doom, I’ll be coming for you NEXT, SNAPE!!!”
Snape drew his dual revolvers.
“WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS POTTER JR.???” he demanded pointing his guns at him.
“I’m doing it for a girl,” said Albus.
“NO, THAT’S YOUR MOM ALBUS!” coughed Harry.
“No it’s not you idiot, Voldemort bamboozled you. he bamboozled you both,” said Ghost Ron.
“NO that’s impossible, I’m untrickable!” said Snape.
“Not anymore said Voldemort’ and he took out his wallet and showed him a picture of what the fuc was her name one sec.
“ALBUS HOW COULD U CHOOSE A GRIL OVER YOUR OWN PADRE” begged Harry.
“Because you’re an asshole dad. Mr. Weasley, I’m ready. Bring me the lightning katana.”
Ron Weasley’s ghost laughed.
he raised his hand up and a strike of lightning came down and entered his fist. it was a lightning made of pure katana.
this will kill u FOREVER Harry, no comes-backs as a ghost!!!”
to be continued…