let’s face facts. JK Rowling dropped the ball with the HP universe. Thank God we’re here to pick up the pieces.
The full version of Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived to Die Another Day is available for free now.
download and enjoy! Slap it on an e-reader, or just read it on your phone or pc.
the story will continue in “Chamber of Voldemorts”, some of which can be found in the “In Progress” section on the sidebar.
throwback– full story here
Ron Weasle’s ghost was very pleased with himself.
“I’m so happy Harry Potter’s going to die 🙂 ” he said.
Ratman Perrigrew grabbed a student and started screaming in his face “TELL ME WHERE THE ROOM OF REPRODUCTION ISSS”
the student pissed his pants and said “it’s on the third floor”
“OK THANKS” and Rattigrew threw him through the ceiling, and took out his walkie-talkie.
Albus Potter had just been expelled from Hogwarts for kissing his mom.
What Co-Headmasters Harry Potter and Severus Snape didn’t know was that Ginny Weasley wasn’t really Ginny Weasley, but Voldemort’s own daughter with her hair dyed red.