Ratman Perrigrew grabbed a student and started screaming in his face “TELL ME WHERE THE ROOM OF REPRODUCTION ISSS”
the student pissed his pants and said “it’s on the third floor”
“OK THANKS” and Rattigrew threw him through the ceiling, and took out his walkie-talkie.
Albus Potter had just been expelled from Hogwarts for kissing his mom.
What Co-Headmasters Harry Potter and Severus Snape didn’t know was that Ginny Weasley wasn’t really Ginny Weasley, but Voldemort’s own daughter with her hair dyed red.
story so far: read it here
>Riku doesn’t want to shit on Sora’s life by revealing his affair with Kairi
>Sora fails to summon his keyblade, like a failure would.
>Sora, ever the idiot, doesn’t understand why nothing is going right.
>For his own safety, Riku is forced to get rid of Sora.
PROFESSOR MCDONALDGAL WAS ANGRY.
“Severus, how DARE you stuff me in a closet!” she screamed, and cast a buncha fireballs at him.
“Professor, I saw you die!”
“You saw a snake bite me, Potter” spat the unkillable Potions Master. “I always kept an antidote for Nagananaiai’s venom lmao.