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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Voldemorts part 6

Ron Weasle’s ghost was very pleased with himself.

“I’m so happy Harry Potter’s going to die šŸ™‚ ” he said.

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Voldemorts part 5

meanwhile,

Ratman Perrigrew grabbed a student and started screaming in his face “TELL ME WHERE THE ROOM OF REPRODUCTION ISSS”

the student pissed his pants and said “it’s on the third floor”

“OK THANKS” and Rattigrew threw him through the ceiling, and took out his walkie-talkie.

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Voldemorts part 4

Albus Potter had just been expelled from Hogwarts for kissing his mom.

What Co-Headmasters Harry Potter and Severus Snape didn’t know was that Ginny Weasley wasn’t really Ginny Weasley, but Voldemort’s own daughter with her hair dyed red.

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Voldemorts part 3

Albus Potter and the Chamber of Voldemorts part 2