Ron Weasle’s ghost was very pleased with himself.
“I’m so happy Harry Potter’s going to die 🙂 ” he said.
Ratman Perrigrew grabbed a student and started screaming in his face “TELL ME WHERE THE ROOM OF REPRODUCTION ISSS”
the student pissed his pants and said “it’s on the third floor”
“OK THANKS” and Rattigrew threw him through the ceiling, and took out his walkie-talkie.
Albus Potter had just been expelled from Hogwarts for kissing his mom.
What Co-Headmasters Harry Potter and Severus Snape didn’t know was that Ginny Weasley wasn’t really Ginny Weasley, but Voldemort’s own daughter with her hair dyed red.
PROFESSOR MCDONALDGAL WAS ANGRY.
“Severus, how DARE you stuff me in a closet!” she screamed, and cast a buncha fireballs at him.
Ronald Weasley begged for his life.
“Harry pls, don’t kill me” cried Ron.